Master your skills, while being an overgrown man-child who's cheating on his girlfriend/mom with a Game Boy
(Interact Games - 1994) 
Once you start playing the "Zoop" game, it replaces the girl of your dreams, your acne pimples... and such a healthy game is America's largest killer of time.
(Viacom - 1995) 
"Actual Scream Shot"...
(Universal Interactive Studios - 1992) 
Tell Santa you have no ballz kid
(PF Magic - 1994)
On "Revengers of Vengeance" you seek for revenge in return for their vengeance, which came as a revenge of your vengeance, which... nevermind.
The best of all? It's "based on a true story" (Extreme Entertainment Group - 1993)
Got Milk? Then don't blow it out your nose
(Data East - 1995) 
CYBERpad is capable of making a skeletal human forearm jump out of your TV to strangle you at any moment
(Suncom - circa 1991) 
The perfect Christmas guest
(Muse - 1982) 
Good things will happen... like a baseball breaking your window and hitting you in the head.
(Tecmo - 1994) 
Life lesson: Never give your Joystick to an Alligator
(Hot-B - 1990) 
Apparently, nerds get cooler by playing videogames
(Hot-B - 1990) 
(TOHO - 1993)
