Payne & Fears... your worst nightmare
Allen, Allen, Allen & Allen... OK, we got it after the third
Low, Ball & Lynch... can't get your lower than this
Weiner & Cox... touch me baby
Smart & Biggar... and getting bettar
Ziffren, Brittenham, Branca, Fischer, Gilbert-Lurie, Stiffelman, Cook, Johnson, Lande & Wolf... how may I help you?
Ball & Weed... and chicks, and rock and roll
Boring & Leach.... what can't we do today?
Bickers & Bickers... damn, even the slogan is funny
Slaughter & Slaughter... beat me, harder!
