"DO NOT put any person in this washer"
"Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw"
"All ranges can tip if you or child stand sit or lean on open door" (on an oven)
"Caution: Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle" (On a Bellsouth Yellow Pages for Augusta)
"Do not iron" (on a lottery ticket)
NOTE: our reader CL explained that "lottery tickets are printed via a thermal printer, hence if you iron them the whole thing will turn black, invalidating any winning numbers you may have." 
"Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)
"Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)
"6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"
"Do not eat Ipod shuffle" (found on apple's website)
"We are sorry that our president is an idiot, we did not voted for him" (on an american clothing label, in french)
"Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feeling is going to be bad" (on a cellpone)
"This product moves when used" (on a Razor scooter)
"If you cannot read (...) warnings, do not use this product"
"Use care when operating a car (...)" (on a bottle of dog's pills)
"Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level" (found on a jetsky user manual)
