"... in the office may be assfisting me on behalf of..."
Yes, "assfisting" instead of "assisting". On a legal paper. Freud, anyone? How in the world could a man end up with a typographical error tattooed on his chest?
Michael Duplessis, an auto mechanic, filed a lawsuit saying that in April 2005, tattoo artist Sam Hacker inked "Chi-tonw" on his chest where he had asked for "Chi-town"
"I have a Draem" -- "I have a Deram"
Screen shot taken of this funny typo from a news report aired on Martin Luther King Day in January 2007 by Corpus Christi, Texas, station KIII-TV