10 Coolest Clocks

Table Book Clock

The Table Book Clock ($29.99) proves that not all fancy gadgets have to be obvious. This one masquerades as a set of books on a shelf. Fascinating design decision, don’t you think?Read more at http://www.oddee.com/item_96579.aspx#XpbJPL7kyTtRdS8L.99

Dali's Clock

Meet the Dali Inspired Clock ($44.99). Inspired by Salvador Dali's famous melting clock from The Persistance of Memory, this tormented timepiece is sure to become a good conversation piece; it's the most surreal wall clock you'll ever own. Read more at http://www.oddee.com/item_96579.aspx#XpbJPL7kyTtRdS8L.99

Fruit-Powered Clock

A digital clock and calendar powered by food! The Fruit-powered Clock ($15.99) is a very cool clock that combines micro-electronic technology with the natural electrical potential of a fresh fruit or vegetable. The clock uses the original scientific principles on which all modern electrical storage batteries are based. Just add a fresh orange, apple, lemon, lime, pear, banana, or any another convenient fruit or vegetable to the supplied components in this kit and you have the perfect synthesis of nature's own electrical power resource and the accuracy of a digital clock. Read more at http://www.oddee.com/item_96579.aspx#XpbJPL7kyTtRdS8L.99

Math Clock

Can you feel your heart beat faster? Are your hands sweaty? Relax, this is just a clock! The Math Clock ($32.99) makes you solve the problem at ‘hand’ (quite literally) to determine the time. By day 2 you should be ready for advanced calculus. Read more at http://www.oddee.com/item_96579.aspx#XpbJPL7kyTtRdS8L.99

Pizza Clock

With this Pizza Clock ($24.95) it's always time for everyone's favorite food. Ideal for any kitchen, dinning hall, pizza store, restaurant or Ninja Turtles' home. Read more at http://www.oddee.com/item_96579.aspx#XpbJPL7kyTtRdS8L.99

Pool Rack Clock

Get this Pool Rack Clock ($26.91): the triangle mimics a pool rack frames the clock, while a simulated green pool table felt backs the clock. Numbered pool balls represent the hours of the day. Cool as in beer. Read more at http://www.oddee.com/item_96579.aspx#XpbJPL7kyTtRdS8L.99

Digital Clock T-Shirt

Powered by 4 x AAA batteries, this Digital Clock T-Shirt ($24.99) utilizes an electro-luminescent panel in front to display the time. The batteries --hidden inside a compartment-- will last between 12 - 36 hours depending on the flashing mode selected. Just like a standard digital clock it flash per second for keeping time, or while acting as a stop watch. Cool! Read more at http://www.oddee.com/item_96579.aspx#XpbJPL7kyTtRdS8L.99

Sushi Clock

Hungry? The Sushi Clock ($29.95) features different kinds of sushi served on a black plate, marking each hour with two chop stick hands. Have a delicious time. Read more at http://www.oddee.com/item_96579.aspx#XpbJPL7kyTtRdS8L.99

Water-Powered Clock

The epitome of a green gadget, the Water-Powered Clock ($39.99) is actually powered by the very salt and water mixture that occupies 70% of the earth's surface. Without the need for batteries, the Eco-Friendly clock keeps perfect time as electrodes harvest energy from the water. All you have to do to make the clock run is fill its tank up with tap water and depending on the particles that are in your water system you may need to add a small amount of table salt. All that is required is changing or adding water and a dash of salt every 2 to 3 weeks. And the clock even remembers the time as you change the water! Read more at http://www.oddee.com/item_96579.aspx#XpbJPL7kyTtRdS8L.99

Whatever Clock

Score one for apathy. The Whatever Wall Clock ($21.99) is a clock for people who really don’t care what time it is. Get lost in time with this creative clock, individually hand-painted and lead free. 

Read more at http://www.oddee.com/item_96579.aspx#XpbJPL7kyTtRdS8L.99

10 Most Bizarre Arrests

The Man who got arrested for shouting naked at trees

Dieter Braun, 43, from Recklinghausen said the stress "release" technique had worked perfectly until he was arrested. It was his marriage guidance counsellor who advised him to run around naked shouting at trees. "For me it's a type of relaxation therapy" he said. "Feeling the breeze on my naked skin really calms me down." But local police said other visitors to the forest did not find his behaviour relaxing and have now charged him with causing a public nuisance. 

The 88-year-old Grandma who got arrested for not returning a kid's ball

Edna Jester, an 88-year-old grandmother, was arrested by the police last October 2008, when she refused to return a neighborhood boy's football that had landed in her front yard. A frustrated Edna took the football last Thursday evening after it landed, once again, in the yard of her Blue Ash home, where she has lived since April 1949. When Jester refused to return the football, neighbor Paul Tanis, 40, called the cops. Though police warned that she would be arrested unless she returned the football, Jester refused, according to the below Blue Ash Police Department report. The petty theft bust was the first arrest for Jester, who has been widowed for about ten years. 

The Deaf man who got arrested for swearing at police in sign language

Balraj Gill, 31, who is deaf without speech, was arrested by police after he swore at them in sign language- and although he made no sound, he has admitted breaching the peace. Officers had taken Gill back to a hostel where he was supposed to be staying but until a worker translated his sign language for them, they had no idea what he was trying to say. The worker told officers every swear word Gill had signed at them. A police officer told reporters: "The officers could tell he was angry, but didn't know what he was saying. I suppose he's unlucky hostel staff were on hand to translate." 

The Man who got arrested for farting at policeman

Jose Cruz, 34, was arrested on September 2008 and charged with assault after he allegedly broke wind on a police officer. Police say they were fingerprinting Cruz, when he moved near Patrolman T.E. Parsons, lifted his leg and passed gas "loudly" on the officer. Cruz then allegedly waved the air in the direction of Parsons, who was preparing a breath test machine at South Charleston police HQ, West Virginia. 

The Goat who got arrested for armed robbery

A vigilante group in Ilorin, Nigeria apprehended a group of would-be car thieves, including one man who "turned himself" into a goat. The mysterious goat, according to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, and later "transformed" into the goat in a bid to escape arrest. "While one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is." Mohammed said. The police spokesman said the goat "armed robbery suspect" will not be left off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded.

Dumb and Dumber: Bandits rob a bank, pose with loot, get arrested

Grinning stupidly for the camera and brandishing the roceeds of their ham-fisted raid, two Australian bank robbers demonstrate why they earned themselves the nicknames "Dumb and Dumber." Anthony Prince, 20, and Luke Carroll, 19, were jailed last month after pleading guilty to the bungled raid on a bank in Vail, Colorado. Carroll got five years in a tough US prison and Prince 4½. Federal prosecutors have released photos the pair took of each other joking in the toilets of a McDonald's shortly after stealing $170,000 in cash and terrorising bank tellers with fake pistols. They were captured the next day after leaving a trail of clues, which investigators said made their job laughably easy. Prince and Carroll had been regular customers at the bank and although they were wearing masks, the tellers recognised their broad Australian accents. 

The Man who got caught having sex with a picnic table

In March 2008, Art Price Jr. was arrested after a witness observed him turn over a metal picnic table and performe a sex act upon it. This is the latest occurrence of Mr. Price engaging in sex with furniture. On four other occasions neighbors had witnessed Mr. Price copulating with other outdoor furniture. Price faces up to four charges of public indecency. 

The Woman who got arrested for selling pierced cats

Holly Crawford, 34, pierced black kittens in the ear, neck and tail and then marketed them as "gothic" over the internet before she was charged with animal cruelty. She was trying to sell the kittens online for hundreds of dollars, PETA said. The Pennsylvanian woman said she didn't see the difference between piercing a cat or human, and pleaded not guilty. 

The Boy who got arrested for opening his Xmas gift too early

A South Carolina boy, 12, was arrested on December 2006 after his mother called police to report that he had unwrapped a Christmas present without her permission. According to a Rock Hill Police Department report, the child opened a Nintendo Game Boy, though he had been directed not to by family members. When the boy's mother learned that the $85 gift had been opened, she called cops, who charged the juvenile with petty larceny. In an interview with The Herald newspaper, the boy's mother, a 27-year-old single parent, described her son as a disruptive child, noting that she hoped his arrest would serve as a corrective to disorderly behavior at school and home. 

The Man who got arrested for having sex with street signs

Police in Sioux Falls South Dakota arrested 60 year old Verle Peter Dills after catching him performing various sex on a traffic sign in another residents yard. After searching his home, police found a “large amount” of videos showing Dills having sex with various traffic signs. Dills has been charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy, and six counts of public indecency.